A new study claims those who regularly masturbate are more likely to become managers. Who knew managers were wankers?
As if you needed another reason to choke the chicken or flick the bean – masturbating could actually help your career prospects.
That’s according to a new survey from Univia, which claims those who indulge in a bit of regular self-love are more likely to become managers.
For the survey, 1,012 people were quizzed on how often they play five-on-one, as well as their job habits.